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Picking up the note with your rotting hand, you read it.
"Congratulations dear fellow, If your reading this we have decided that you infact are indeed spooky enough to join the spooky gang. Now there are a few rules you should be aware of
3.Halloween is for the boys
5.Fuck Bill Cosby
Our bones rattle in excitment for your entry. We will be exspecting you at the bonehouse tommorow, and if you dont show up or lie to us, we will spook both you and your family. -Bone Malone"
Well thats fine, I`m not a zombie.
the words echo around your decaying skull
WAIT, I AM A ZOMBIE, SHIT
I cant just [[leave and do nothing, abandoning my family to be spooked|escape]].
I guess I will have to [[take the train|train]] to the bone house
Being the spineless coward that you are, you imediatly flee.
your family (which you left behind) is spooked by bone malone himself.
He scares the flesh off of them, making them assend to a calcium filled skeleton-hood.
He then commands them to hunt you down, which they do.
upon being brought back, you are sentenced to 1000 years of doot,
All there is is doot.
you are eventaly consumed into the doot singularity adding to bone malones power.
bad end: dooted
[[go back|No zombies]]Ariving at the local train station. You hop on the [[completly normal train|train1]] heading towards the [[bonehouse]]. Looking out of the train the window you you pass by a [[graveyard]] This train is completly normal. Its literaly just a train, not everything is made of [[bones|train2]] you know. You [[go back to looking out the window|train]]The place where new skeletons are born. I could never do ''those'' kind of things in public, disgusting. [[Back|train]]You arive at the bonehouse, in front stands a skeleton guard.
he asks you "who you are?".
Telling him your name, you how him the letter.
"You are obviously a zombie, and not the newest member of the spooky gang. I will spare you this once, but Bone Malone is not as sparing. you best [[leave]]"
[["Your wrong I'm not a zombie, I'm a skeleton in meat armor"|lie]]
[["its a disguise, im on a secret mission for bone malone"|disguise]]
[["Wow thats rather fleshist of you"|insult]]
[[Explane how you did not know about the rule, And was accepted on accident|explane]]Now that you look closer, Something [[almost seems off|train3]]. It's better [[not to look to closely|train]], After all who knows what you might discover.Now your sure of it. Something is off.
Looking closly you suddenly relaise something.
The hand rail is made of bones, and so is the seat.
Infact the whole train is made of bones.
This is definitly the wrong train. where is it even heading?
Rushing to the engine car you you look out the front bone-shield.
In the distance you see a gaint head, no ''a skull''.
It's bone malone's gaping mouth.
You are heading twords a crunchy fate at 120mph.
You try in vain to escape but its useless.
traped in a boney cage you realise that the spooky gang must have already figgured out you were a zombie.
With a crunch you become a vital source of calcium for bone malone.
bad end: crunchy
[[try again|train]]You leave into the city, morning your soon to be spooked family.
Then you suddenly remember, you dont have a family, Score.
You become excited at getting away scot free.
But by this point you are throughly lost in bone town, unable to find your way back.
For all eternity you wonder a labrinth of bone-buildings, bone-streets, bone-stoplights, and fire-hydrants(not everything is made of bones remember).
bad end: bone city
[[try again|bonehouse]]"Then take it off"
bad end: exsposed
[[try again|bonehouse]]"Oh, sorry to hold you up. Must be very important for you to tell me with how secret it is and all. Best go directly to [[Bone Malone]] himself. He is on the bone-throne, turn left at the bone swimming pool, if you reach the cow pastures, you have gone to far." he says stepping aside to let you in.Turns out, he is fleshist, as evidenced by him melting you, with his lazer eyes (he has lazer eyes btw)
bad end: bzhoom
You explane your circumstances to the skeleton.
He is quite understanding of your plight and goes in to report to Bone Malone.
You are forgiven.
But you spend the rest of your life wanting to join the spooky gang.
bad end: spook less
[[back|bonehouse]]Atop the throne sits Bone Malone in all his glory.
He says "I did not exspect you to come. you are definitly a zombie. and would definitly be spooked upon being found out. But instead of running you chose to come here and spare your family from spookage. You have exactly the type of ''backbone'' that's needed in the spooky gang."
He lets out a chuckle
"Welcome to the spooky gang."
good end: spookster